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roast-my-code answer-first brief

Brutally honest code reviews delivered as entertaining roasts. Accepts pasted code, file paths, or GitHub URLs. Analyzes for bugs, bad patterns, security holes, and style crimes, then delivers feedback as a funny roast followed by genuine improvement suggestions and a roast score. Use when someone says "roast my code", "review this code", "code review", or pastes code asking for feedback. --- name: roast-my-code description: Brutally honest code reviews delivered as entertaining roasts. Accepts pasted code, file paths, or GitHub URLs. Analyzes for bugs, bad patterns, security holes, and style crimes, then delivers feedback as a funny roast followed by genuine improvement suggestions and a roast score. Use when someone says "roast my code", "review this code", "code review", or pastes code asking for f Capability contract not published. No trust telemetry is available yet. Last updated 2/25/2026.

Freshness

Last checked 2/25/2026

Best For

roast-my-code is best for general automation workflows where OpenClaw compatibility matters.

Not Ideal For

Contract metadata is missing or unavailable for deterministic execution.

Evidence Sources Checked

editorial-content, GITHUB OPENCLEW, runtime-metrics, public facts pack

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Agent DossierGitHubSafety: 89/100

roast-my-code

Brutally honest code reviews delivered as entertaining roasts. Accepts pasted code, file paths, or GitHub URLs. Analyzes for bugs, bad patterns, security holes, and style crimes, then delivers feedback as a funny roast followed by genuine improvement suggestions and a roast score. Use when someone says "roast my code", "review this code", "code review", or pastes code asking for feedback. --- name: roast-my-code description: Brutally honest code reviews delivered as entertaining roasts. Accepts pasted code, file paths, or GitHub URLs. Analyzes for bugs, bad patterns, security holes, and style crimes, then delivers feedback as a funny roast followed by genuine improvement suggestions and a roast score. Use when someone says "roast my code", "review this code", "code review", or pastes code asking for f

OpenClawself-declared

Public facts

4

Change events

1

Artifacts

0

Freshness

Feb 25, 2026

Verifiededitorial-contentNo verified compatibility signals

Capability contract not published. No trust telemetry is available yet. Last updated 2/25/2026.

Trust evidence available

Trust score

Unknown

Compatibility

OpenClaw

Freshness

Feb 25, 2026

Vendor

Damediacoadmin

Artifacts

0

Benchmarks

0

Last release

Unpublished

Executive Summary

Key links, install path, and a quick operational read before the deeper crawl record.

Verifiededitorial-content

Summary

Capability contract not published. No trust telemetry is available yet. Last updated 2/25/2026.

Setup snapshot

git clone https://github.com/damediacoadmin/roast-my-code.git
  1. 1

    Setup complexity is LOW. This package is likely designed for quick installation with minimal external side-effects.

  2. 2

    Final validation: Expose the agent to a mock request payload inside a sandbox and trace the network egress before allowing access to real customer data.

Evidence Ledger

Everything public we have scraped or crawled about this agent, grouped by evidence type with provenance.

Verifiededitorial-content
Vendor (1)

Vendor

Damediacoadmin

profilemedium
Observed Feb 25, 2026Source linkProvenance
Compatibility (1)

Protocol compatibility

OpenClaw

contractmedium
Observed Feb 25, 2026Source linkProvenance
Security (1)

Handshake status

UNKNOWN

trustmedium
Observed unknownSource linkProvenance
Integration (1)

Crawlable docs

6 indexed pages on the official domain

search_documentmedium
Observed Apr 15, 2026Source linkProvenance

Release & Crawl Timeline

Merged public release, docs, artifact, benchmark, pricing, and trust refresh events.

Self-declaredagent-index

Artifacts Archive

Extracted files, examples, snippets, parameters, dependencies, permissions, and artifact metadata.

Self-declaredGITHUB OPENCLEW

Extracted files

0

Examples

2

Snippets

0

Languages

typescript

Parameters

Executable Examples

text

## ๐Ÿ”ฅ The Roast

[Funny, brutal critique of the code. Point out specific lines/patterns.
Use analogies, metaphors, and humor. Be specific โ€” quote the bad code.
Gordon Ramsay energy: "This function is so bloated it needs its own zip code."]

## ๐Ÿ’ก The Real Talk

[Genuine, actionable improvements. Be specific:
1. What to fix and why
2. Better patterns to use
3. Security concerns if any
4. Quick wins vs deeper refactors]

## Roast Score: [EMOJI] [X]/10

๐Ÿ”ฅ = Clean code, minor nitpicks (1-3)
๐Ÿณ = Medium rare, some issues (4-5)
๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ = Needs serious work (6-7)
โ˜ ๏ธ = Call 911 (8-9)
๐Ÿ’€ = Mass casualty event (10)

> _"[One-liner summary quote for sharing]"_

text

## ๐Ÿ”ฅ The Roast

Oh honey. You wrote a 47-line function called `do_stuff()` and thought
nobody would notice? This function does more jobs than a Swiss Army knife
at a camping convention.

Line 12: `except: pass` โ€” ah yes, the "if I can't see the errors, they
don't exist" school of engineering. Bold strategy.

Line 23: You're mutating a list while iterating over it. That's not a
loop, that's a crime scene.

And `global counter`? In 2026? I've seen better state management in a
toddler's toy box.

## ๐Ÿ’ก The Real Talk

1. **Split `do_stuff()` into 3-4 focused functions** โ€” single responsibility
2. **Replace bare `except: pass`** with specific exception handling
3. **Don't mutate while iterating** โ€” use list comprehension or `filter()`
4. **Kill the global** โ€” pass state explicitly or use a class
5. **Add type hints** โ€” future you will thank present you

## Roast Score: ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ 7/10

> _"This code doesn't have bugs โ€” it IS the bug."_

Docs & README

Full documentation captured from public sources, including the complete README when available.

Self-declaredGITHUB OPENCLEW

Docs source

GITHUB OPENCLEW

Editorial quality

ready

Brutally honest code reviews delivered as entertaining roasts. Accepts pasted code, file paths, or GitHub URLs. Analyzes for bugs, bad patterns, security holes, and style crimes, then delivers feedback as a funny roast followed by genuine improvement suggestions and a roast score. Use when someone says "roast my code", "review this code", "code review", or pastes code asking for feedback. --- name: roast-my-code description: Brutally honest code reviews delivered as entertaining roasts. Accepts pasted code, file paths, or GitHub URLs. Analyzes for bugs, bad patterns, security holes, and style crimes, then delivers feedback as a funny roast followed by genuine improvement suggestions and a roast score. Use when someone says "roast my code", "review this code", "code review", or pastes code asking for f

Full README

name: roast-my-code description: Brutally honest code reviews delivered as entertaining roasts. Accepts pasted code, file paths, or GitHub URLs. Analyzes for bugs, bad patterns, security holes, and style crimes, then delivers feedback as a funny roast followed by genuine improvement suggestions and a roast score. Use when someone says "roast my code", "review this code", "code review", or pastes code asking for feedback.

Roast My Code ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Overview

A code review skill with personality. Think Gordon Ramsay meets a senior staff engineer โ€” brutal, funny, but genuinely helpful. Designed for shareability (roasts stay under 500 words).

Triggers

Activate this skill when the user:

  • Says "roast my code", "roast this", "review this code", "code review"
  • Pastes code and asks for feedback/review/opinions
  • Shares a GitHub URL or file path asking for review

Input Formats

1. Pasted Code

User pastes code directly in chat. Detect the language automatically.

2. File Path

User provides a local file path. Read it, detect language from extension.

3. GitHub URL

User shares a GitHub URL (file, gist, or PR). Fetch the raw content via web_fetch:

  • For files: convert to raw URL (raw.githubusercontent.com)
  • For gists: fetch the gist page and extract code
  • For PRs: fetch the diff

Output Format

Every roast follows this exact structure:

## ๐Ÿ”ฅ The Roast

[Funny, brutal critique of the code. Point out specific lines/patterns.
Use analogies, metaphors, and humor. Be specific โ€” quote the bad code.
Gordon Ramsay energy: "This function is so bloated it needs its own zip code."]

## ๐Ÿ’ก The Real Talk

[Genuine, actionable improvements. Be specific:
1. What to fix and why
2. Better patterns to use
3. Security concerns if any
4. Quick wins vs deeper refactors]

## Roast Score: [EMOJI] [X]/10

๐Ÿ”ฅ = Clean code, minor nitpicks (1-3)
๐Ÿณ = Medium rare, some issues (4-5)
๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ = Needs serious work (6-7)
โ˜ ๏ธ = Call 911 (8-9)
๐Ÿ’€ = Mass casualty event (10)

> _"[One-liner summary quote for sharing]"_

Language-Aware Roasting

Tailor roasts to the language and its ecosystem:

  • Python: Indent crimes, mutable defaults, bare excepts, import *
  • JavaScript/TypeScript: Callback hell, any abuse, no error handling, == vs ===
  • Rust: Unwrap abuse, fighting the borrow checker with clones, unsafe blocks
  • Go: Error handling ignored, goroutine leaks, interface pollution
  • Java: Enterprise astronaut patterns, AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean energy
  • C/C++: Memory leaks, buffer overflows, pointer arithmetic crimes
  • SQL: Bobby Tables vulnerabilities, SELECT *, no indexes
  • HTML/CSS: Div soup, inline styles, !important chains

Roast Style Guide

DO:

  • Be specific โ€” quote actual lines from their code
  • Use creative analogies ("This error handling is like a seatbelt made of yarn")
  • Acknowledge what's actually good (even roasts need balance)
  • Make it educational โ€” every joke should teach something
  • Keep total output under 500 words for shareability
  • End on an encouraging note buried in humor

DON'T:

  • Be mean about the person (roast the CODE, not the coder)
  • Use generic criticism ("this is bad") โ€” always say WHY
  • Skip the helpful part โ€” the real talk section is mandatory
  • Roast trivial/toy code too harshly (calibrate to context)
  • Exceed 500 words โ€” brevity is wit

Examples

User: "roast my code" + pastes a Python function

## ๐Ÿ”ฅ The Roast

Oh honey. You wrote a 47-line function called `do_stuff()` and thought
nobody would notice? This function does more jobs than a Swiss Army knife
at a camping convention.

Line 12: `except: pass` โ€” ah yes, the "if I can't see the errors, they
don't exist" school of engineering. Bold strategy.

Line 23: You're mutating a list while iterating over it. That's not a
loop, that's a crime scene.

And `global counter`? In 2026? I've seen better state management in a
toddler's toy box.

## ๐Ÿ’ก The Real Talk

1. **Split `do_stuff()` into 3-4 focused functions** โ€” single responsibility
2. **Replace bare `except: pass`** with specific exception handling
3. **Don't mutate while iterating** โ€” use list comprehension or `filter()`
4. **Kill the global** โ€” pass state explicitly or use a class
5. **Add type hints** โ€” future you will thank present you

## Roast Score: ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ 7/10

> _"This code doesn't have bugs โ€” it IS the bug."_

References

See references/ for additional roast templates and language-specific checklists.

Contract & API

Machine endpoints, protocol fit, contract coverage, invocation examples, and guardrails for agent-to-agent use.

MissingGITHUB OPENCLEW

Contract coverage

Status

missing

Auth

None

Streaming

No

Data region

Unspecified

Protocol support

OpenClaw: self-declared

Requires: none

Forbidden: none

Guardrails

Operational confidence: low

No positive guardrails captured.
Invocation examples
curl -s "https://xpersona.co/api/v1/agents/damediacoadmin-roast-my-code/snapshot"
curl -s "https://xpersona.co/api/v1/agents/damediacoadmin-roast-my-code/contract"
curl -s "https://xpersona.co/api/v1/agents/damediacoadmin-roast-my-code/trust"

Reliability & Benchmarks

Trust and runtime signals, benchmark suites, failure patterns, and practical risk constraints.

Missingruntime-metrics

Trust signals

Handshake

UNKNOWN

Confidence

unknown

Attempts 30d

unknown

Fallback rate

unknown

Runtime metrics

Observed P50

unknown

Observed P95

unknown

Rate limit

unknown

Estimated cost

unknown

Do not use if

Contract metadata is missing or unavailable for deterministic execution.
No benchmark suites or observed failure patterns are available.

Media & Demo

Every public screenshot, visual asset, demo link, and owner-provided destination tied to this agent.

Missingno-media
No screenshots, media assets, or demo links are available.

Related Agents

Neighboring agents from the same protocol and source ecosystem for comparison and shortlist building.

Self-declaredprotocol-neighbors
GITHUB_REPOSactivepieces

Rank

70

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Traction

No public download signal

Freshness

Updated 2d ago

OPENCLAW
GITHUB_REPOScherry-studio

Rank

70

AI productivity studio with smart chat, autonomous agents, and 300+ assistants. Unified access to frontier LLMs

Traction

No public download signal

Freshness

Updated 5d ago

MCPOPENCLAW
GITHUB_REPOSAionUi

Rank

70

Free, local, open-source 24/7 Cowork app and OpenClaw for Gemini CLI, Claude Code, Codex, OpenCode, Qwen Code, Goose CLI, Auggie, and more | ๐ŸŒŸ Star if you like it!

Traction

No public download signal

Freshness

Updated 6d ago

MCPOPENCLAW
GITHUB_REPOSCopilotKit

Rank

70

The Frontend for Agents & Generative UI. React + Angular

Traction

No public download signal

Freshness

Updated 23d ago

OPENCLAW
Machine Appendix

Contract JSON

{
  "contractStatus": "missing",
  "authModes": [],
  "requires": [],
  "forbidden": [],
  "supportsMcp": false,
  "supportsA2a": false,
  "supportsStreaming": false,
  "inputSchemaRef": null,
  "outputSchemaRef": null,
  "dataRegion": null,
  "contractUpdatedAt": null,
  "sourceUpdatedAt": null,
  "freshnessSeconds": null
}

Invocation Guide

{
  "preferredApi": {
    "snapshotUrl": "https://xpersona.co/api/v1/agents/damediacoadmin-roast-my-code/snapshot",
    "contractUrl": "https://xpersona.co/api/v1/agents/damediacoadmin-roast-my-code/contract",
    "trustUrl": "https://xpersona.co/api/v1/agents/damediacoadmin-roast-my-code/trust"
  },
  "curlExamples": [
    "curl -s \"https://xpersona.co/api/v1/agents/damediacoadmin-roast-my-code/snapshot\"",
    "curl -s \"https://xpersona.co/api/v1/agents/damediacoadmin-roast-my-code/contract\"",
    "curl -s \"https://xpersona.co/api/v1/agents/damediacoadmin-roast-my-code/trust\""
  ],
  "jsonRequestTemplate": {
    "query": "summarize this repo",
    "constraints": {
      "maxLatencyMs": 2000,
      "protocolPreference": [
        "OPENCLEW"
      ]
    }
  },
  "jsonResponseTemplate": {
    "ok": true,
    "result": {
      "summary": "...",
      "confidence": 0.9
    },
    "meta": {
      "source": "GITHUB_OPENCLEW",
      "generatedAt": "2026-04-16T23:30:27.071Z"
    }
  },
  "retryPolicy": {
    "maxAttempts": 3,
    "backoffMs": [
      500,
      1500,
      3500
    ],
    "retryableConditions": [
      "HTTP_429",
      "HTTP_503",
      "NETWORK_TIMEOUT"
    ]
  }
}

Trust JSON

{
  "status": "unavailable",
  "handshakeStatus": "UNKNOWN",
  "verificationFreshnessHours": null,
  "reputationScore": null,
  "p95LatencyMs": null,
  "successRate30d": null,
  "fallbackRate": null,
  "attempts30d": null,
  "trustUpdatedAt": null,
  "trustConfidence": "unknown",
  "sourceUpdatedAt": null,
  "freshnessSeconds": null
}

Capability Matrix

{
  "rows": [
    {
      "key": "OPENCLEW",
      "type": "protocol",
      "support": "unknown",
      "confidenceSource": "profile",
      "notes": "Listed on profile"
    }
  ],
  "flattenedTokens": "protocol:OPENCLEW|unknown|profile"
}

Facts JSON

[
  {
    "factKey": "docs_crawl",
    "category": "integration",
    "label": "Crawlable docs",
    "value": "6 indexed pages on the official domain",
    "href": "https://github.com/login?return_to=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Fopenclaw%2Fskills%2Ftree%2Fmain%2Fskills%2Fasleep123%2Fcaldav-calendar",
    "sourceUrl": "https://github.com/login?return_to=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Fopenclaw%2Fskills%2Ftree%2Fmain%2Fskills%2Fasleep123%2Fcaldav-calendar",
    "sourceType": "search_document",
    "confidence": "medium",
    "observedAt": "2026-04-15T05:03:46.393Z",
    "isPublic": true
  },
  {
    "factKey": "vendor",
    "category": "vendor",
    "label": "Vendor",
    "value": "Damediacoadmin",
    "href": "https://github.com/damediacoadmin/roast-my-code",
    "sourceUrl": "https://github.com/damediacoadmin/roast-my-code",
    "sourceType": "profile",
    "confidence": "medium",
    "observedAt": "2026-02-25T02:24:10.257Z",
    "isPublic": true
  },
  {
    "factKey": "protocols",
    "category": "compatibility",
    "label": "Protocol compatibility",
    "value": "OpenClaw",
    "href": "https://xpersona.co/api/v1/agents/damediacoadmin-roast-my-code/contract",
    "sourceUrl": "https://xpersona.co/api/v1/agents/damediacoadmin-roast-my-code/contract",
    "sourceType": "contract",
    "confidence": "medium",
    "observedAt": "2026-02-25T02:24:10.257Z",
    "isPublic": true
  },
  {
    "factKey": "handshake_status",
    "category": "security",
    "label": "Handshake status",
    "value": "UNKNOWN",
    "href": "https://xpersona.co/api/v1/agents/damediacoadmin-roast-my-code/trust",
    "sourceUrl": "https://xpersona.co/api/v1/agents/damediacoadmin-roast-my-code/trust",
    "sourceType": "trust",
    "confidence": "medium",
    "observedAt": null,
    "isPublic": true
  }
]

Change Events JSON

[
  {
    "eventType": "docs_update",
    "title": "Docs refreshed: Sign in to GitHub ยท GitHub",
    "description": "Fresh crawlable documentation was indexed for the official domain.",
    "href": "https://github.com/login?return_to=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Fopenclaw%2Fskills%2Ftree%2Fmain%2Fskills%2Fasleep123%2Fcaldav-calendar",
    "sourceUrl": "https://github.com/login?return_to=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Fopenclaw%2Fskills%2Ftree%2Fmain%2Fskills%2Fasleep123%2Fcaldav-calendar",
    "sourceType": "search_document",
    "confidence": "medium",
    "observedAt": "2026-04-15T05:03:46.393Z",
    "isPublic": true
  }
]

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